Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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