The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
you would pick up someone in the library
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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