Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Randomize
