My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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