Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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