I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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