Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Randomize
