I just pynch a tree in the face
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
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