i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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