She said her name was "party"
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Who did Billy Mays play for?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize
