i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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