She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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