Where is the hickey?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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