The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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