He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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