i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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