I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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