He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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