I CAN MOONWALK!
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Found your dick twin last night
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
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