I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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