isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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