I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Randomize
