ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
do herpes really smell.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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