? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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