At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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