I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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