cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Fuck appropriateness.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Randomize