I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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