I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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