have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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