no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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