windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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