For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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