belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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