i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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