If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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