I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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