It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Randomize
