I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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