ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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