do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
it was like eating out sand paper
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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