new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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