Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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