my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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