Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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