im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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