I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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