We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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