How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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