i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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