these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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