Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
