Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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