wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Randomize
