I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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